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Calvin Football Finally Gets Own Stadium, Stops Borrowing Sugar From Soccer Field

Sep 28, 2026

Calvin Football Finally Gets Own Stadium, Stops Borrowing Sugar From Soccer Field

Calvin opened Knight Stadium, its first on-campus football stadium, on Sept. 26 with a 66-20 win over Olivet.

City Report Celebrates 407 Ground Stumps, 408th Stump Requests Public Comment

Sep 28, 2026

City Report Celebrates 407 Ground Stumps, 408th Stump Requests Public Comment

Hope College Receives $1.43 Million Grant To Teach Students How To Do The Thing Colleges Were Invented To Do

Sep 28, 2026

Hope College Receives $1.43 Million Grant To Teach Students How To Do The Thing Colleges Were Invented To Do

Hockey's Interim Chain Reaches Van Andel Arena, Names Zamboni Interim Zamboni

Sep 28, 2026

Hockey's Interim Chain Reaches Van Andel Arena, Names Zamboni Interim Zamboni

Lake Michigan Pays Saturday's Heating Bill, Mails West Michigan an Invoice for January

Sep 28, 2026

Lake Michigan Pays Saturday's Heating Bill, Mails West Michigan an Invoice for January